Video 23 Jul 109,471 notes

(Source: idiod)

Text 23 Jul 172,626 notes

popeyasir:

yEa she suckin ur dick but when she go home she rebloggin my textposts so we know who the clear winner is

via pizza ✌.
Quote 23 Jul 25,219 notes
KEEP FUCKIN PLAYIN WITH ME!
— Somebody you need to stop playin with IMMEDIATELY (via fatinspiration)

(Source: howgoodheis)

Video 23 Jul 69,083 notes

best-of-memes:

this man won the internet

Video 23 Jul 56,811 notes

basementdemo:

My mom told me to put the dog to bed but didn’t specify which bed.

Text 23 Jul 10,200 notes

stingrayssloths:

You promised…

But all I saw was…

CHEAPY THE CHEAPSKATE

Video 23 Jul 187,242 notes

(Source: kaliwallace)

via ni hao.
Text 23 Jul 244,622 notes

mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

Text 23 Jul 5,964 notes

girlwithdeathmask:

Me: *ignores boy*
Boy: *posts picture lookin good*
Me: hey sorry I was asleep what’s up 😍

Text 23 Jul 13 notes my love for you was bulletproof

sassykardashian:

but you’re the one who shot me


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